Ten ways to win or lose
Entry is free with your registration and you can enter as many as you like. Every description below says what actually happens and who can enter, because half of these have names that explain nothing.
Ethernet Speed Wire Competition
You are handed a length of network cable and two connectors, and you wire both ends correctly as fast as you can. A tester confirms the cable actually works. A wrong cable is a wrong cable no matter how fast it was made.
No experience needed. Someone shows you the wiring order first, and plenty of people enter having never held a crimping tool.
Arch Install Speedrun
Arch is a version of Linux with no installer wizard. You type every step yourself. Entrants install it on a spare machine using the command line only, and the finish line is the first successful login after a reboot.
Linux Ricing Competition
Ricing means customising how your desktop looks and behaves: colours, fonts, panels, the lot. Bring a screenshot of yours, or rice a machine here on the day. The room votes.
Vim Golf and Editor Throwdown
Vim is a text editor driven entirely by the keyboard. Golf means making a given edit in the fewest keystrokes. You get a starting file, a target file, and a keystroke count. Other editors welcome in the open round.
Regex Puzzle Race
A regular expression is a short pattern that finds text: every phone number in a file, every line with a date. You get twelve puzzles of rising difficulty and forty minutes. Pen and paper round available for anyone who prefers it.
Name That Distro and Daemon Trivia
A distro is one packaged version of Linux, and there are hundreds. A daemon is a program that runs quietly in the background. Team quiz: identify desktops from a screenshot, match daemons to the job they do. Teams of four, formed on the spot.
Kernel Panic Speed Diagnosis
A kernel panic is what a Linux machine does instead of a blue screen: it stops and prints why. We break a machine in a known way, you read the output and say what is wrong. Fastest correct diagnosis wins.
Bash One Liner Contest
Bash is the language you type into a Linux terminal. Given a small job, such as counting how often each word appears in a file, write the shortest single line that does it correctly. Judged on correctness first, then length, then whether anyone can read it.
Self Hosted Service Bingo
A bingo card of services people run at home: file sync, photo library, media server, password store, home automation, your own email. Tick what you already run, or get a square signed off by setting one up at the clinic during the day.
Command Line Kung Fu Challenge
A set of small tasks done entirely in the terminal: find a file, fix a permission, work out what is using all the disk. Two brackets, one for people who learned the terminal this year and one for everyone else.